Amagedon Soap Opera! *scary yet enticing music*


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Posted by Rob on September 09, 1998 at 22:43:00:

Authors: Rob & Alex

Alex: "oh, ok, ACKK! me left shoulder, oh the pain, ackk, MY
CHEST, ITS COMMING APART, OH MY GOSH, ACK, AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Rob: "GOOD GOD MAN!" *said with an English accent*

Alex: "call the ambulance"

Rob: "why?"

Alex: "I'm having a heart attck you fool, ACKK, im dying, oh no I
see my life flashing before my eyes...."

Ambulance: *BRREEEEW, BRREEEEEW!!!!! HONK HONK!!!*

Rob: "hold on man, they'r gona save your life, man! just hold on
for god sakes, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've lost him, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*said with an English accent*

Alex: *Alex dies*

Alians: *Alians come and ubduct Alex*

Rob: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!The alians are takeing him into their
space craft to torture him!!!!!! God help us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alex: *suddenly comes bake from the dead and whoops the aliens freakish
asses*

Rob: "NO, I won't let you kill my friend!! they were my friends you
INFIDEL!!!" *picks up a shotgun* "DIE!!" *BLAM!*, *BLAM*

Alex: "Who's dead now?"

Rob: "shut up, man, you are supposed to be, but I missed, *pulls out
a nuclear explosive from no where* "MAHAHAA, this will do the trick!!!"

Earth: *Earth explodes*

God: *somewhere in the hevans God thinks...* "now THAT did the trick.
*then God thinks...* "oh well, looks like I have a clean sheet of
univers, might as well congure up some new life form, maybe it will be
a waste based organizm"

*Then God revives a copy of Windows 98 for his personal PC and uses it
to design his latest and greatest univers, the catch is bill gates is
in charge*

Bill Gates: "OOHHHHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo..............."
*Bill gets sucked into an implodeing star*

*don't worry people, Gates aint dead, it was his clone. I'm sure there
will be a Windows 2000 or something*

Narator: "But the implodeing start didn't take Bill's personal
Star Ship-on-wheels Empire"

"Stay Tuned, to find out what hapens!"


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