Posted by Rob on September 09, 1998 at 22:43:00:
Authors: Rob & Alex
Alex: "oh, ok, ACKK! me left shoulder, oh the pain, ackk, MY
CHEST, ITS COMMING APART, OH MY GOSH, ACK, AHHHHHHHHHHH"
Rob: "GOOD GOD MAN!" *said with an English accent*
Alex: "call the ambulance"
Rob: "why?"
Alex: "I'm having a heart attck you fool, ACKK, im dying, oh no I
see my life flashing before my eyes...."
Ambulance: *BRREEEEW, BRREEEEEW!!!!! HONK HONK!!!*
Rob: "hold on man, they'r gona save your life, man! just hold on
for god sakes, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've lost him, NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*said with an English accent*
Alex: *Alex dies*
Alians: *Alians come and ubduct Alex*
Rob: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!The alians are takeing him into their
space craft to torture him!!!!!! God help us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alex: *suddenly comes bake from the dead and whoops the aliens freakish
asses*
Rob: "NO, I won't let you kill my friend!! they were my friends you
INFIDEL!!!" *picks up a shotgun* "DIE!!" *BLAM!*, *BLAM*
Alex: "Who's dead now?"
Rob: "shut up, man, you are supposed to be, but I missed, *pulls out
a nuclear explosive from no where* "MAHAHAA, this will do the trick!!!"
Earth: *Earth explodes*
God: *somewhere in the hevans God thinks...* "now THAT did the trick.
*then God thinks...* "oh well, looks like I have a clean sheet of
univers, might as well congure up some new life form, maybe it will be
a waste based organizm"
*Then God revives a copy of Windows 98 for his personal PC and uses it
to design his latest and greatest univers, the catch is bill gates is
in charge*
Bill Gates: "OOHHHHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo..............."
*Bill gets sucked into an implodeing star*
*don't worry people, Gates aint dead, it was his clone. I'm sure there
will be a Windows 2000 or something*
Narator: "But the implodeing start didn't take Bill's personal
Star Ship-on-wheels Empire"
"Stay Tuned, to find out what hapens!"